I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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