I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.