PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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