I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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