I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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