Need sex. Gaining weight.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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