why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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