the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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