i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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