Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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