i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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