And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Two words: nipple clamps
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