The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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