i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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