Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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