I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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