There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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