but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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