where am i from again
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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