Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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