Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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