You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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