Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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