omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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