why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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