stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about my life...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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