We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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