Do vagina's smell?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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