dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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