Sry I called you an 8
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
