this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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