..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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