Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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