When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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