so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
