I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
zippers are such a cool invention
she smelled like a LAN party
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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