so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Every concussion has its silver lining
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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