You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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