sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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