okay pat passed out under dana's car
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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