It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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