I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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