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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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