I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize