omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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