how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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