Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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