Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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