"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
my liver is dry heaving
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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