so explain again why im purple
no
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugly people sure do ruin things
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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