Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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