I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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