You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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