yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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