I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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