Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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