Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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