we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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